i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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