There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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