this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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