um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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