Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I AM VODKA MAN
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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