don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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