i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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