Sry I called you an 8
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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