didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
How external is "for external use only"?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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