It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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