Already got asked if we're dating
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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