If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
This house was built for laser tag.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
