Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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