Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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