before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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