Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
