we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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