the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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