so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
