Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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