Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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