No, drunk sperm still make babies.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
