So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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