Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
