Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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