He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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