you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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