i don't like sucking hair
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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