his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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