5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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