I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
