i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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