it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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