Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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