Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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