Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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