I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
birth control should be required to get into college
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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