Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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