Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
