on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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