Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
only you would photoshop your dick
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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