question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
whose ass print is on the piano?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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