I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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