Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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