And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
