Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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