u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dick very happy bro
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