I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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