I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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