Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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