ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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