i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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