White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
