Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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