normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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