so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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