yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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