so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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